Position: Striker

Nickname: Benner

Previous club: None

Career highlight so far: Learning to dribble

Ambitions: To stay off drugs, not to get pregnant and to stay out of jail

Worst moment: Signing up for soccer

Favourite player: Stacey Bain AZ!

Favourite team: Plains Rangers

Interests outside of football: Hunting, snowboarding

Message for the world: Stay off drugs, stay out of jail and don't get pregnant!

Anything Else? Hunt Hard!